An Xplains His Tribe & Why Children Are UnNecessary 4 The Already Complete

Inveterate liar and eye line lovin JD Vance thinks he should get extra votes. He also thinks he should have more influence & power over what happens in our country than some of the rest of us. He's not alone. In the minds of many, you are not even fully realized as a person, until you've had children. They are, in their minds at least, so much better than anyone not like them.

Bobbleheads with no self-esteem to begin with, denigrating & casting aspersions, At My People, The Already Complete. The ones with age-appropriate friends who chose them too, who have their own autonomy and a place of their own (instead of a tiny room where they pay no rent) to live in. The ones who aren't debilitatingly afraid of dying alone (in a home). The ones who didn't then and still don't now have sad lonely holes to fill or shitty crumbling marriages they were desperately trying to save.

To be clear, I am not suggesting this in any way applies to everyone who has kids. I'm not even coming for the obnoxious ones, the ones who really are deeply in love with and even actually still like their spouse just effervescing about the joy of bringing a new life into the world with whom they will ecstatically share this abundance of happy, and unfortunately just can't shut up about it. I adore these people. Can't get enough of em; can't wait to meet the little darlings they will raise, in 20+ years. ツ

No, I'm speaking directly to the losers like Vance who seem to think by sole virtue of procreating, they have somehow accomplished something extraordinary and in some way been magically enhanced, delusionally elevated above those of us who decided long ago, we weren't just born to perpetuate the species. Ironic really, given generally speaking, the ones who choose to do so most frequently, are the ones we'd most prefer would just not at all.

Gerbils do it prolifically, yet these folks genuinely believe the simple act of giving birth transforms them into better humans. Beings who have experienced love on a deeper, more profound level than the rest of us: 'You'll never know love like this', people like me, the already complete are told all the time. Mostly by formerly miserable lonely people (in denial) finally feeling real joy, grasping for some semblance of worth, at our expense: Again, the ones who felt then do not regret now or ever currently living awesome lives Already Complete.

Women who demanded more of themselves than just keeping a tidy home or deftly bouncing a child on her hip while she dutifully prepared her husband's meals to fully self-actualize. Men who had better things to do than 'settle down' conform or 'Grow Up' (how insulting is it, to actually say that out loud to a grown man?) and be like every other animatron: doing what they're told ~ Always and only what's expected. Diametric in opposition, we are people who had, continue to enjoy lives so exciting we aren't plagued with the ever-growing loudly tock ticking clock driving lesser men & women mad.

Girls weren't interested in being housewives and ruining their vaginas just to take care of a man too stupid to properly pleasure her now ruined vagina

The kind of people who did not have to create whole living human beings capable only of eat shit sleep & cry, just so they could lie to themselves about finally at long last (literally) 'making' their first BFF. Because that's not love, it's forced captivity and manifest desperation.

You don’t hear much of my tribe because we don’t make a lot of noise. We're happy with our choices. They've left us without need for tearing others down in sad desperate feeble-minded attempts to feel tall, or just anything at all resembling the self-worth they've clearly read about in books, but will obviously never actually feel, in life. Not this one anyway.

We try not to gloat so don't mention how well our choices seemed to have worked out for us in general. But especially to the ones who appear already so terribly disappointed, so much less satisfied with theirs, by annoyingly insisting unconvincingly how enhanced they've become. Bless Your Heart is all I say with a genuine smile in mi corazon, they don't need to know, real love & joy like this, requires no affirmation or knowledge even of its existence.

I've Found Already My Bliss I Insist Silently Behind Lips Which Are Sealed

It seems almost unkind to share even here, but true Ataraxia has or needs no expression, certainly not in words. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. But that's just me. ツ

Most GenX seem to have started out with major advantages from birth. And while valid argument can be made for the benefit given simply by the environment within which we were born, we definitely came out of the womb empowered, dukes up ready to take on the world. We were the first (and last) generation to commonly slap the doctor right back following birth. ツ

We are almost delusionally self-confident, smarter, more driven, more singularly focused on the self and being better. We were born near complete. Gifts not endowed naturally from birth already most can well afford to buy. All the wonders of the world even those undiscovered which cannot be acquired we create never take, from nothing. The whole sphere is an oyster, and its treasures are our pearls.

Girls weren't interested in being housewives and ruining their vaginas just to take care of a man too stupid to pleasure properly her now ruined vagina. They wanted to be doctors or lawyers, District Attorneys or maybe even The President. Men too weren't interested in settling down just to maintain the status quo. We moved fast and broke things sure, but we also grew up to change the world.

We weren’t friends with our parents, we made them get their own. We wore the key to our house around our necks and raised ourselves. For the record, if you’ve not yet gleamed, most of us, Are Awesome! Even some of the ones who have kids. ツ

Having children, Doesn't Make You Special, it just makes you a parent. To be a better person, u still have to do the work as well, on U

Because we never really received, we don't expect admiration assistance or even acceptance and we certainly don’t need or seek out ever anyone else’s approval. We’re too busy just enjoying our individual serenity while we are Getting Shit Done. And each thing we do, is done well & right, the first time. We give 110% every time. Measure twice, cut once. There are no quitters in my tribe, quiet or otherwise.

Also, since our parents had lives of their own, they didn’t rush to pick us up every time we sneezed or cried. So, we are exceptionally adept at the art of self-soothing. We are the literal embodiment of sole sufficiency. The first tribe they could not even define with words or a name. All who followed us, are just letters of the alphabet.

We don’t get sick catch colds or have allergies, To Anything because we spent all our free time, every moment we could, outside playing games of make believe with our friends, using at most our hands or simple props we found, all we needed to ignite our fantastical imaginations. Completely unsanitized, we didn’t even wear sunscreen, running around wild, like little lords raw dawging mother nature all willy nilly, from the rising of each new dawn, till the time the streetlights came on at night.

We don’t get triggered or need safe spaces cause we’re fearless & scrappy. No one gave us answers, told us what or how to do things because we didn’t bother to ask. You’re not the boss of me. We figured that shit out on our own. GenX proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, when pushed to step up, be extraordinary, young people really are capable of quite remarkable things.

But having children, doesn't make you special, it only makes you a parent. It's just a child, not a magical get out of doing the work on u card.

And although it is painfully obvious, dare I say almost delightfully cute yo mama has clearly done a most wonderful job of making you think you matter, your opinion, permission or approval is entirely unimportant and completely unnecessary... Bless Your Heart. ツ

The incomparably funny NIKKI GLASER sharing her views on motherhood